Pastor Ashley Evans
Aussie's Own Neo-Nimrod

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The Watchman Report
Dec 28, 2009

In  reports to come, and ahead of the Paradise Community Church's annual fleece-a-thon Influencers Conference 2010, we will embark on a journey into the murky depths of the unbelievably narcissistic world of Ashley Evans, senior 'pastor' of the above mentioned gathering, his wife Jane and some of their 'influential' back slapping friends. In the interim it is needful that we release this report to counter Evan's recent media release concerning the now defunct Copenhagen Summit 2009.

In our last Watchman Report ClimateGate Update- The Copenhagen Farce 2009 we made the following statement...

The very suggestion that the Creator of the universe is in any way indifferent to or even incapable of maintaining His own creation would have to be one of the most absurd and damnable insults to a holy God that I dare imagine. Of course this whole thing was and will always be about making ourselves God -  the same stunt the tempter successfully employed in Eden. The last time man aspired to ascend to the heights of the heavens the Father had to confuse his language so that he could not come into agreement and so achieve his own self-glorification. Remarkably similar to what has just occurred in Copenhagen some 4000 years hence - don't you think?

It has been claimed by many a discerning observer that the senior pastor of the Paradise Community Church in Adelaide South Australia Ashley Evans, is the leader of what is arguably one of the largest, most pernicious neon lit cults in the Southern Hemisphere. In a breathtaking display of ignorance, Evans recently demonstrated his complete lack of discernment and logical illiteracy concerning the complete hoax of anthropogenic climate change stating in the Adelaide Advertiser Friday the 25th of December, " (the link is now inactive) ... the Copenhagen Summit paved the way for future talks on other issues.", "Imagine if these governments used their collective will and money to create a genuine global answer for issues like poverty, rape, or genocide and starvation." he says. "What we need more than climate change is a change of climate." He says 'Christmas is a time to do something significant for others.' 

Only Christmas Ashley? Why not every other day Ashley?

What an unbelievable set of comments for a professing Christian to make. Unredeemed mankind joining together in a curious unity, during a pagan high season, in order to actuate answers for completely contrived and often over stated maladies confronting humanity in these last hours. That is not to say that problems do not exist, but for Evans to imply, as he has done, that mankind can bring about a peace apart from the Prince of Peace, and a solution to sin without the Savior is completely ludicrous. Evans and his compromising logic is completely at odds with the Scriptures. Of course we would all like to live in a world where such atrocities do not take place, but the Scriptures say they will continue this side of the second coming. Yahshua said in Matthew 26:11 that the poor would always be among us. If Evans had any smarts he would realise that the poverty we would all like to see eradicated has been deliberately orchestrated and perpetuated by the very people peddling the climate change agenda manifesting as a pimple in Copenhagen 2009. What Evans is really doing is what he does best, capitulating to gain popularity with all.

And while Evans' rhetoric is at polar opposites to the teachings of the Word of God, it is absolutely complimentary to the conniving, lying, globalist spin doctors intent on cashing in on the ignorance of those not looking closely at this and other subjects. He is obediently following the dictates of the Purpose Driven Pied Piper Rick (member of the CFR) Warren, goose-stepping toward that long prophesied One World Government and its whorish universal faith. It is all too easy for those who know not the truth to... imagine there's no heaven, and so this is Christmas so we need to 'feed the world' with our band aids, all joining hands together under the delusional and delirious melting pot of 'unity' constructed solely from UN inspired wishful thinking. Wake up Ashley you clueless clingon! You know very well oh ye forked tongued snake, that man is incapable of finding 'genuine global answers' for those and many more issues. Shame on you for being such a shallow, people-pleasing puffin. Your Miss Universe - World Peace verbiage is so pathetically tepid it serves only to reveal you as the delusionary you truly are.

If you and your 'church' really want to make a difference in this world where you are so clearly at home, for the glory of a God you clearly do not know, you should first repent of your sins and be saved. You should then shut your pie hole and pay close attention to what is going on in the world beyond your hallowed, cotton wool halls; and having done so, grow a tangible spine and go against the flow of popular thought for once in your capricious life.

Time is running out Ashley!

In His Everlasting Embrace,

Tony Dean

Moriah Ministries Australia

© 2009

But know this, that in the last days grievous times will be upon us. For men will be lovers of themselves, money-lovers, braggarts, arrogant, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, without natural feeling, unyielding, slanderers, without self-control, savage, haters of good, betrayers, reckless, puffed up, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness, but denying the power of it; even turn away from these. For of these are those creeping into houses and leading silly women captive, the ones having been heaped with sins, being led away by various lusts, always learning, but never being able to come to a full knowledge of the truth. But in the way Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so also these withstand the truth, men having been corrupted in mind, found worthless concerning the faith. But they will not go further, for their foolishness will be plain to all, as also that of those became. (2 Timothy 3:1-9)

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