The Watchman Report

MEeesles Pandemic Strikes i-Churches Across Adelaide

Moriah Ministries Australia Calls for Urgent Disinfection

February 15, 2009



"It was inevitable", said Director of Moriah Ministries Australia Tony Dean, "When you start cross pollinating the infallible Word of God with egocentric human reason in an attempt to make the Christian faith somehow more appealing to the lost, you are just begging disaster."

"It is pandemic because it has been working its way around the world and now its here in Australia thanks to a fundamental lack of spiritual screening. We've been warning them for years, the writing has been on the wall for years but they have ignored us at every turn, now the infection among them is out of control." There is a cure but in their delirium they don't want to know about it. They cannot or will not see their condition".  Mr. Dean said.

"We saw the warning signs of initial infection here in Australia back in the early 90's with the changing of the guard at the Paradise Community Church, when then senior pastor Andrew Evans handed over the reigns to his eldest son Ashley. It all started going downhill from there. The pure Word of God was corrupted by a human potential gospel in an effort to make the true gospel more appealing and as a consequence draw more people in along with their cash. It was an ideology that appealed to man's ego and so it spread like wildfire among those with no immunity. It was left largely unchecked and unchallenged for years, so it just got more and more hideous. Now look at it, it's spreading its deadly tentacles all over Adelaide's suburbs. It must be stopped, it's costing people their souls" Mr. Dean said.

When asked which churches or groups were more susceptible to the disease Mr. Dean replied, "Those who have strayed from the clear teaching of the Word and have instead embraced a liberal, social and politically correct ideology, and in those who believe there is some kind of holy virtue in PhotoShopping the Gospel message to make it appear like something it is not. Also those with a predominant focus on all things self; self esteem, self potential, self improvement, etcetera, are at inevitable risk of infection. The most vulnerable fellowships are those whose congregants do not personally study the Word to show themselves approved, but would rather rely on the Sunday morning regertitator who spends his week days devouring Rick Warren's Purpose Driven dribble. Other groups at high risk are those that are clearly entertainment based because they have completely missed the point of what the Church is supposed to be. People are being surreptitiously hypnotised then brainwashed in these juke-joints and none of them it would appear, have a clue as to what is really going on".

Mr. Dean said, the signs to look out for in a group infected with MEeesles are:


MEeesles Pandemic

"But for these poor people there is good news, there is a cure. Unfortunately it is a bitter pill to swallow and it does have an adverse effect on the ego but it will deliver the infected person from this awful disease. It's called REPENT and it can be found anywhere on ones knees when in an attitude of contrition. But it is very important that a person infected with MEeesles be immediately quarantined once he or she begins to displaying symptoms, and once they have received their cure they can never go back to where they first contracted the disease - the Manufacturer of the cure commands it.


Therefore come out from among them and be separated, says the Lord, and do not touch the unclean thing. And I will receive you and I will be a Father to you, and you shall be My sons and daughters, says the Lord Almighty. 2 Corinthians 6:17-18


In His Everlasting Embrace


Tony Dean

Moriah Ministries Australia

© 2009