If you think that at the end of your life, God is going to look at all the 'good' things you did, or tried to do, or meant to do, and then have pity on you because you're 'only human', and let you into His Heaven... then you are sadly mistaken.
If you think that at the end of your life, God is going to remember that sprinkling of water on your head, before you even knew who YOU were, let alone who HE IS and what He has done for you in Christ, and simply forget about those willing back seat romps, tax lies, wandering eyes, self indulgence, selfishness, gossip, lies [insert colour], deceit, unforgiveness, witchcraft [insert colour], prejudice, pride and self worship, only to have pity on you because you were a faithful [insert denomination] for [insert term of duty], and let you into His Heaven... then you are sadly mistaken.
If you think that at the end of your life, God is going to remember that emotion-filled prayer you prayed, inviting Jesus into your ever fickle, desperately wicked heart at a sound and lighting spectacular someone called 'youth', or at that totally relevant, seeker obsessed ‘church’ where you paid your 10% protection money every week to the divine don in the sky in order that he, or she, would bless your radical world changing socks off... without the slightest concept of your own complete fallen-ness by default, your categorical inability to redeem yourself, and your desperate need of salvation from THAT, as opposed to your potentially awesome, but purposeless best life now... and let you into His Heaven... then you are sadly mistaken.
If you think that at the end of your life God is going to forgive you for thinking He is just one of a pantheon of gods, living on the planet Kolob, refereeing an eternal squabble between his siblings Jesus and Satan, for wearing supernatural undies you believed had magical powers, were water baptised for already dead people, and had the idea you'd be producing or pumping out endless spiritual babies, and let you into His Heaven.... then you are sadly mistaken.
If you think that at the end of your life, God is going to be impressed with how many sticks of dynamite you strapped to your pigeon chest, or how many times you blow your dopey carcass to smitherines in the name of your impotent moon god, and let you into His Heaven with 70 play things, you are sadly mistaken... AND you are a moron!
If you think that at the end of your life God is going to overlook your naïveté in thinking that by keeping the 'golden rule' or praying to icons or dead saints, or that by looking after the planet, or that there are many roads to the farmhouse and just as long as you believe in 'god' you're ok, or that sincerity justifies everything, or for thinking it unfair that folk who prefer to become so intimately involved with a body passage designed to excrete faeces, that they desire to consummate what GOD has CLEARLY called a filthy and detestable sin, (something for which He incinerated whole cities), in an estate intended to reflect, in a husband and a wife, the holiness and glory of His Son and His Bride the Church, and let you into His Heaven... then you are patently insane!
If you think that at the end of your life you will simply cease to exist on the basis of your illogical assumption (or hope) that there is no God to whom you will give account for your life, then you identify yourself as a fool, and you are going to look REALLY stupid when you stand before God trying to squirm out of your eventual plunge into an eternal lake of fire.... STUPID!
And if you think you're off the hook because I didn't mention your kink... you also are sadly mistaken.
It doesn't matter what YOU think is right or just or fair. What YOU think counts for NOTHING! What matters is what our Creator thinks, and He (that is Jesus Christ) has revealed precisely what He thinks and expects in His Word, the Bible. There is only ONE way, ONE truth and ONE life and that is Jesus Christ. There is NO other way. Don't like that? Then you are clearly not His, and what awaits you is by your own hand, and beyond your wildest nightmare.
I am going out of my way to get in your face, because I actually care about where you will spend eternity. If you want to talk it over, please email me.